After eating and drinking some seriously indulgent scoff over the last few weeks, I've concluded that cheese is the clear winner. It may give you heart trouble and lots of other heath problems, but on the good vs bad scales, cheese out-ways any negative bullshit.
Cheese & biscuits are perfect food for the lazy man. No cooking required, no prep and people will even help themselves at a dinner party when the cheese board is brought out. The combinations of cheese, biscuits and chutney are endless, well nearly. Anyone with an addictive nature should be careful with their cheese intake, before you know it, you'll be melting Cheddar on a spoon and putting it in a syringe, snorting Parmesan out of a dairy maid's butt crack or wearing processed cheese slices on your arm as nicotine patches. I'm just kidding. You'll only die from a heart attack, nothing as serious as drugs.